June Shine Hard Kombucha Midnight Painkiller $16.99 Variety Pack 8pk @ Aldi

Now this one is a pretty interesting flavor. On top of the can being printed upside down–which, at first, I thought this was a dud–like a misprint–a manufacturing error but as it turns out, it was intentinoally printed upside down that the can even mentions to flip it to read it properly–which I thought was kind of a neat marketing tactic. 

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I think I like the taste of this one more than I liked the previous two flavors, the Srawberry Kiwi and the Blackberry Skies. I’m not sure how to describe it but the combination of pineapple, coconut, nutmeg, green tea and orange actually made this beverage taste kind of like a citrus-y, fruity beverage more than it reminded me of kombucha. 

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Mind you, not like a citrus-y, fruity flavor as if you were drinking a can of soda kind of citrus-y, fruity flavor but relatively speaking–because the dominant theme of it being very sour all thoughout and trying to make out the flavors listed on the can–it was just a lot easier relative to the first two flavors. Again, I’m reiterating that the ease of distinguishing the flavors is relative. All of the flavors listed on this can is very mild and hard to detect.

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Despite the flavors being mild, I can definitely make out the coconut. It’s an unmistakable taste–that there is nothing else on the planet that would taste like coconut. Again, mind you, not coconut like the ripe kind or that you would find in a Vietnamese dessert where the coconut milk is rich and full-bodied–definitely not that kind of that. The taste of coconut that I’m talking about is the ‘green coconut’ where it isn’t quite ripe yet. That flavor comes through–at least to me–and it’s crystal clear. The pineapple, orange, nutmeg, and green tea are a little less noticeable but they are there, if your patient with trying to taste it.

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All in all, this one is actually ok. I would definitely buy this one if they offered this flavor as a standalone 8-pk at this exact price point. And I would buy the Blackberry Skies, if this one was not available with Strawberry Kiwi Crush dead last–though honestly, if that was the only flavor lleft over at that price point, I would rather just opt to buy their Vista Bay Tea Hard Seltzers at that point rather than opting to buy the hard kombucha at the same price or similar price point. 

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